I Know Someone Who Can...

I know someone can

shake their cheeks so that it sounds like a horse.
I know someone who can do
a back flip under the water.
I know someone who can
jump over a wooden fence.
I know someone who can
do a handstand under the water.
I know someone who can
say their alphabets backwards.
I know someone who can
do the bridge.
I know someone who can
read a massive chapter book.
I know someone who can
type slowly.
I know someone who can
bend her thumb back to touch her wrist.
I know someone who can
throw peanuts in the air and catch them in their mouth.
I know someone who can
talk extremely fast.
I know someone who can
make funny faces
And that person is
me.